Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my new job. It was the start of my third week, and I got fired for not opening the store. The manager forgot to give me keys to open the store, and was two hours late. FML
Today, my duty manager demanded we close the bar early because she wanted to go home. I was subject to abuse from customers for closing early, then shouted at by the duty manager for not being done. My actual bar manager fired me for closing early. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, I got fired from my part-time job, because I insisted on keeping my phone in my pocket and never using it, instead of putting it in locker without a lock or security camera, that anyone can go through. The manager found out by searching my locker for the past 3 weeks. Ironic. FML
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I got fired on my second day on the job. I'd said that I was the former manager of a Sears that had permanently closed. Thinking they wouldn’t call and verify since it was closed, I put it on my resume. Turns out one of my coworkers used to work there for 10 years and said he never heard of me. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
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Top comments
Darkness_Hate 29
Some people are complaining about the 84 seconds.....well i'm more concerned about the manager with his binoculars.
Adam_Power58 16
Doesn't seem like a great place to work if they are that uptight and not understanding, you'd be a lot happier in a nicer workplace I presume so it would be better in the end , but why would be bother wait outside is what I'm wondering
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Comments (133)
tinyshark 6
Maybe they just want an excuse to fire him because 84 seconds isnt the deal breaker for getting fired.
grjuligrc 8
That's kinda creepy.
Ozzien 26
Good riddance
ThrottleJockey 36
They should've just docked your pay 84 seconds and gotten on with life.
leogachi 15
@60 Or not, because he probably had to keep working another half-hour.
Super_Asian_Boy 12
Is your manager Mr. Krabs?
Jachin357 28
Good luck finding a new and better job OP! Thankfully not every manager has a stick of TNT up his or her butt! You will find better work.
tiger820 20
you were on the shit list and that was just their excuse! you weren't well liked at your job by management so maybe this is better for you long term anyway. keep your head up until then.
caarlosgomez_ 14
Wtf? That is clearly a violation of the rules. You completely deserve it.
Aiden89 23
"Dumb Ass" - Red Forman
Kumokin 5
Or this is t the first time you've closed early