Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I got fired from my low-paying, depression-inducing job. At least now I have a "real reason" to be depressed. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my personal trainer fired me. Why? Because I wanted to focus on strength training, not weight loss, and refused to track my carb intake or fasting hours or "hold off on carbs til the optimal time of day." Nice to know I'm not allowed to be satisfied with my own weight. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
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Top comments
music_woman1 11
Wouldn't you be something to work towards? Like a source of encouragement? And if someone "overweight" works there, the customers wouldn't see the point of it..
randomthing 22
I bet you can find a better job somewhere else ^^
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Comments (173)
DocBastard 40
"I'm not skinny. I'm small-boned!"
Mitcha857 0
^this was said by bizarro Cartman.
TMANBILLY 0
I like the reverse South Park reference
cr3ativity 15
I'm inclined to think that there is something much more going on here.
Tali147 16
I agree. If I went to a weight loss center and the employes were not skinny, I would not Go there. I would want evidence that it worked.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Too skinny? What a luxury problem! Just eat a bunch of candy!
candiicane 12
Brush your teeth?
CEiiLEiiGH 7
As someone skinny without any eating disorders, I say eating a bunch of food doesn't do anything to your weight but it destroys your insides
garrr 0
You are too young to have your insides "destroyed" by foods because that doesn't make any sense. Unless tou are talking about high cholesterol, blood pressure and diabetes, then that brings me back to my original point, you're too young for that.
djicog 0
That's stupid
HannahLouise96 13
I would've thought that having a skinny person working there would be a source of inspiration, something to motivate them to lose weight... Huh, obviously not.
ohmyaubrey 14
wouldn't you be giving people motivation to look like you ?
adammeyer 4
Hi, your gorgeous. :)
NailQueen2 7
25- I would think the same thing
maytheforce_ 0
Da fuq. No. Just no. You should've been an inspiration for them..
HerrBawl 4
Eat some damn food, then!