Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, I started a new yard maintenance job. Before the day had even ended, I got fired, because I apparently didn’t have enough experience, and I moved too slowly. It was supposed to be my training day. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
Today, after being promised a job and attending five full days of training and induction for a job as a bicycle delivery officer, I was denied the job at the very end of the last day for, "riding my bicycle too quickly on the road." FML
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george456 0
So fight it! Prove that it doesn't exist anymore.
KillU2009 0
yay government jobs!!!
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interesting...I work for the post office...and I think you're straight up lying. know what happens when u don't get something delivered, you take it back out the next day...so I'm calling bullshit on this one!!!
mjolene 0
@ pendatic- you ******* suck, you are a loser and I bet you are ******* nasty!!!! hahaha
FockinA 0
why didn't you just dump the papers somewhere ? that thing on your neck isn't just a hat rack lol
hedgehogs 0
This doesn't sound right to me. I think there's a lot you're not telling us here.
42billybob 5
they mean it when they say "NOTHING will stop the mail"
Wersome 13
You know that fact that you were a postman and your name is Pat makes me smile. Do you have a black and white cat? The real postman pat wouldnt have gotten fired.
JamaicanSwag76 0
oh wow... well it is what it is
88sforlife 0
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