Yeppets
Roscoe, United States
Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
not my fault you’re a vapid idiot
Hesperia, United States
Today, my coworker told everyone on staff that I’m a stuck up bitch because I stared blankly at her when she tried to talk to me. I tried to listen, but I zoned out after she rambled on endlessly about the Kardashians and Kanye West. FML
BlueSteele220
Coppell, United States
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hogs gonna hog
Today, I, a retired U.S. Army soldier, was shouted down and called a liberal snowflake and even accused of stolen valor. Why? I admitted that I absolutely hate Trump. FML
Your turkey stinks anyway
Portland, United States
USA! USA! USA!
Today, I was uninvited to our usual family Thanksgiving, as well as the rest of the holidays with my extended family. Why? They found out who I voted for. I won't say who, but according to my aunt, I'm to blame for putting their son's healthcare at risk. WTF? FML
uhmwow
Today, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
Ido
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Satellite Beach, United States
Mixed reception
Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML
Anonymous
Southam, United Kingdom
Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML
Anonymous
Wokescolds gonna wokescold
Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML
Top comments
Magic_Dino_Dog 9
lol I think you are a better american for not giving a shit
Kenna515 13
I'm right there with you!
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Comments (57)
rrh345 5
Who cares about their wedding anyway lol it's not like it's gonna last.
kelsorg 21
I wouldn't even want to know who's mouth that would come out of. fyl
TravisTheOtaku 4
Unamerican is a good think I hate this country
gracehi 33
The feeling is mutual. The good thing is, unlike many other countries, the US isn't one of those that tries to stop its citizens from leaving, so as soon as you turn 18, you can go to any country that will have you. Have a nice trip and goodbye!
Diestref 9
The fact the media covers their wedding is completely rediculuous. I rather see a story about a young girl being butchered and then seeing as to how I might be able to help with the funeral proceeds. But nah, the entire media thinks two twats getting married is the most important thing right now.
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
You're unAmerican if you DO care.
rocker_chick23 27
I must be Um-American since I don't give a shit about their wedding either.
weveallbeenthere 30
who is Kim and Wayne?
Diestref 9
You don't want to know. When ever you hear about them, think about "Don't ask, don't tell"
FireDragonV 6
If that's true, at least half of America must be "un-American"
Ariana_Grande_fml 8
Who cares about there fricking wedding I don't so am I un-American? Like wtf. No one should care about that god darn wedding
growup29 3
I'm glad you don't care about those 2 worthless wastes of oxygen... I wish we would never hear another thing about either of those dipshits lol