Today, I got a ticket for driving without insurance. I gave the cop my insurance information, but he said it was invalid because it didn't show an expiration date. When I pointed out the information he was looking for, he ignored me and gave me a ticket anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
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Top comments
1thatonedude1 15
You can probably fight that in court
KneelToMyPotato 18
You should be able to get that thrown out pretty easily
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Comments (54)
nwwaverider 14
You need to show more cleavage cops like that.. I always unbutton my shirt a couple buttons some times all the way... And tell him I've been bad and he should cuff me.. But I'm a dude so it worked better in my head.. I'm also lacking cleavage.. But I got the cuffs not as fun as I imagined either
EwahWeeWah 21
We don't want to hear about your fantasies, man.
nwwaverider 14
Sorry to offend you but I think it's worth it in sick of everyone commenting the same thing over and over and terrible puns but instead of crying about it I just mix it up
Enkeria 30
Fight it in court. That ticket was written unlawfully.
Jailermom 8
Definitely fight that ticket. A lot of states have it where you have to pay an extra insurance surcharge penalty for so long if you are convicted of operating a vehicle with no insurance, could wind up being a very expensive ticket if you don't fight it.
LizzyNitty 6
Why do people try to argue with cops? Just wait until your court date...
pandalover69 26
Because some cops are nice enough to admit their mistakes and move on.
llamallover 2
Some people don't have the time to go to court every time something goes wrong, and would rather find a way around it to save time and court costs and time off work etc.
pandalover69 26
In some places if you contact them with in 10 or 14 days and let them know you had the information they'll dismiss it and you don't even have to go to the court date.
Redmond64 16
There's this place called a "court" where you can solve unfair issues
ThrottleJockey 36
There's also this place called "work". It's where OP will have to take possibly unpaid time off to go and fight that ticket in court.
ndaguanno 17
I'd call the court, get a date and fight it
igg125 30
Bet he won't show up to court
clair_brodie 35
Well that is going to be an easy one to dismiss.
soulreaper12296 28
100% take that to court.