Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because: "That class is stupid." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, I met up with my group for class. We were doing some final checks on the project we've been working on all semester, when I realized something about one guy's work seemed off. I googled it and found out it's almost completely plagiarized. It's all due in the morning. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML
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kweenbitch 0
Thats why you don't depend on anyone but yourself.
DahkLohd 4
Get your revenge, OP. You know what's better than revenge? Nothing.
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Comments (132)
sparta98 4
Sorry, OP... Unless you picked the partner, because then you deserved it.
shrimp1234 4
Haha
valri3 0
Well Sam I am do you prefer an A or B?
charloemm 7
Well, your teacher shouldn't get pissed at you. You have incontrovertible evidence with that text, so it is pretty clear the project not being done is your partner's fault. Hand in what you have completed and calmly explain your situation. Throw your partner under the bus and let them take the heat for it. Seriously, this one is pretty easy to fix. If your teacher still reprimands you, go see the principle/department head/dean. People hate it when you complain so you should eventually get what you want. (It's dickish, but whining really does get you what you want... just reserve that power for when it really counts, like in these situations.)
Talease 0
Wow, that's bogus. Show your professor the text and hand in your part of the assignment. Luck
Captain_Crankypa 2
been in your shoes OP. In undergrad I kept getting pared up with the meatheads on football scholarships.... You learn the best way to get a good grade with groupwork is to assign flake partners to getting you coffee and doing it yourself.
baddawg365 0
Stfu
AgeOfAquariusss 7
I feel your pain, dearest, that's why I always hated partnered reports... out of the dozens of those that I had there was ONE that I could actually trully count on to not only just finish their part, but also finish it at a high level. I hope your professor is understanding, most of them are. :) Best of luck.
Selena_is_back 7
Beetlejuice... beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICE!! :O what's gonna happen now?!?!
FFML_314 12
Hopefully someone comes and bitch slaps you.
pip74205 9
I hope you showed your professor that text message and asked for a short extension to complete the project. Most professors are understanding when someone drops the ball in a group assignment.
crazypomgurl3 0
when is it due??
maybaybe 0
What has the due date got to do with anything?
Bobissmall 13
So they can do the rest of it them selves if there's time of course...
wwerulez14 6
Tell him his existence is stupid, and choke him out with a plastic bag.
Pawned71 0
i agree