Today, I got a sunburn all over my stomach from a tanning bed. In an attempt to relieve the itching, I looked up natural treatments since we have no aloe. After trying yogurt, milk and mayo I found out that our water was shut off so the shower could be fixed. I now reek of mayo and milk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, a day after I went to the beach and fell asleep in the sun without applying sunscreen, I woke up to find myself looking like a lobster, with the worst tan lines possible. On top of that, I had to go to a wedding, and when I walked in, my cousin asked if I had “taken a bath in some tomato soup.” FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
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Top comments
MaramaBreaksFace 0
YDI. Tanning is stupid. Seriously. Do you want skin cancer?
vvvalori 0
YDI for artificial tanning. It's worse for you than natural sunlight. And how can lying in a bed for two minutes beat walking outside? Ever? Also, even if Mayo were a remedy...why would you put it on your body????? EW.
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Comments (124)
Ranoona 0
Yuck YDI.
trulyinsane 0
Yuck YDI.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Yuck YDI.
hockeygrl123 0
YDI tanning beds...sighs. wow just go to the store to get aloe! jeez.
plexico 4
Just lay right there and wait for me. I love mayo on an open-faced roast beef sandwich.
XOfiestypixie 0
Haha. Oh Plexico, I was wondering when you'd come back with one of your genius comments.
plexico 4
Thanks, I comment regularly so I guess you are referring to the few times I actually hit the "genius" level. Did you see my comments on the one where the guy made a blanket out of wet spots for his girlfriend? I really had fun with those.
Crunchy_fml 0
you don't have fun in real life do you?
plexico 4
No. Next question, please?
XOfiestypixie 0
Yes, yes I did. That also made my day. =D
Crunchy_fml 0
I think you and aback should have a competition
plexico 4
Who is aback? And what kind of competition? A competition on who has the worse real life?
mish01 0
Oh I read them, they're not funny and nowhere near genious, also your DP shows that you're a nerd so you wouldn't know anything about the situation in the bedsheet FML. You're just a sicko that needs help.
plexico 4
There is a group of girls who go for nerds. I did quite well when I was single, and I still get some attention from other females even though I am married. My "DP" is quite stylized and doesn't reveal some of my other assets. "Genius" doesn't have an 'o' in it, genius!
peepo 0
YDI for being a giraffe.
christiebaby578 9
....dafuq?
DuhthatsObvious 0
YDI for even owning mayo. Mayonnaise is the most disgusting thing ever. Milk and yogurt are pretty nasty too.
siobhan1313 0
mayo is not a dairy product. it's made out of eggs and oil.
midwestjerk 0
YDI for using a tanning bed.
SimpleSimon 0
Wow... just... wow.
loveyabb 0
I'm sure skin cancer is worse than smelling like mayo. Stop tanning.
skittlez_louise 0
YDI for trying to tan xD
littlemisslee 0
I picked YDI for many reasons. fake baking not only is a waste of money, but, I'm sure you're going to be the person who wants everyone to pity them when that 80% chance of skin cancer kicks in 10 years from now.