Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
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FFML_314 12
YDI for getting a fake tan. Period.
Marvin_Android 0
Sounds horrific. At least you used a spray instead of natural sunlight, thereby dodging cancer. Unless, of course, that spray tan causes cancer in your species as well. That wouldn't surprise me at all. It would just be par for the course: you dodge one thing just to throw yourself at something worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
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Comments (154)
NitroTonicsFML 4
tux probably looks better with that shit anyways. come to think of it you should just spray that guys tux with it.
katelynjoy 0
Ewww I dislike fake tans. Makes you look like an Umpa Lumpa!
kfrizzle2 4
Yeah, not liking the "Oompa Loompa" look on woman. I prefer tan. Real tan. Also, white Tuxedo's are stupid.
analyzewithin 0
Way to go, genius!!! Let's hope you also didn't procreate the same night bwwahahahahhahaa More vitamin c, less faux glow. +/-
TurboTalon 0
Vitamin d......
analyzewithin 0
Yeah..... noticed that AFTER I posted. gah.
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
YDI retard...be happy with the way God made you dumb ass! Fake ass bitch!!!
Kesler_17 0
Take it easy there, champ.
SAMHAlN 0
wow that was totally called for
cbr600_fml 0
ydi for being white
PieInTheSky24 0
YDI for wearing fake tan :/ just get a real one, oompa loompas aren't attractive. same goes for girls who plaster them self in make up and turn orange. women these days :/
sweetdreams999 0
lmfao! you deserve it Barbie.
abbyroxursox 11
lol fake tan=disaster waiting to happen. it's called sun light haha get some of that no need to fake it
mpclaw 3
are your boobs fake as well?
Efilyn 0
ROFLMAO. Epic. :D