spitty
Willoughby, United States
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Treat yourself!
Today, I'd planned on treating myself to a spa day. I'd booked a massage and was so relaxed that I fell asleep during it. When I woke up, I realized that I had drooled all over the massage table. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Fully relaxed
Today, I was getting a full-body massage at a spa when the masseuse dropped hot stones directly on my stomach. As I jumped up in shock and slight pain, the oils and towels all fell off me, leaving me completely naked in front of the spa receptionist. FML
Lunazel93
Mississauga, Canada
Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
TheGirl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Language of love
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
AlwaysAwkward
Strongsville, United States
Today, I got my first massage. At the end, the masseuse made a gesture indicating which way the exit was. After having had her hands all over my body for the past hour, I thought the gesture was indicative of a goodbye hug. Things got awkward really fast. FML
StickyWicket
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
Anonymous
Knock out
Today, I treated myself to a Thai massage. The masseuse was so aggressive and intense, she left me with injuries on my hands and back. I paid $60 for someone to hurt me. FML
Tylerdirdin84
Threesome
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
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Lorenzo1102 21
Pee on him/her to show dominance
capnbzarr 43
Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.
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tiffs1021 14
As a massage therapist myself, i must say these things do happen. I've never drooled on anyone but I've come close. You get into such a zone where all you think of is muscle fibers and tissues that you're feeling that you don't notice little things until its sometimes too late lol
werid41 10
Today I was giving this totally beautiful woman a massage when I drooled on her. FML
vikky538 29
At Least one of you is having happy ending after leaving massage.
WhoCouldIBe 11
Wanna say "thats not drool" but I'm sure someone has and I would probably get called immature so I'm just gonna say "that 'sucks'"
FitFriday 32
Is your massage therapist by chance a cannibal? Maybe a Purple People Eater?
ometzit 4
That's her definition of a happy ending
AkashaSC2 11
Soooo sorry to read that OP ! As a wanna-be massage therapist, I hope you'll be able to relax and enjoy futur massages done with more attention.
meisan 12
Was your mouth open?
thewaitress 3
Are you positive it was drool? ;)
Apeman101 6
take it as a compliment . he was just thinking how yummy u are.