Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
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jtek 0
That could have happened to anybody. I feel your pain!
TheAntiComment 0
so you didnt get laid Im guessing
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Comments (60)
meddude 0
dumbass
louisianagrrrrl 0
wow so what did yall do did you make her pay or just run out? either way you're probably not getting a second date
braFTW 0
The list of things to check before leaving home goes: wallet, keys, clothes.. You should've checked.
eeee93757 0
Still a chance to "take care of him"....... LMFAO jk
SuperStud 0
Smart. At least you remembered to get dressed. YDI. Try to think next time.
KPACOTKA 0
I bet the waiter took a good care of you then... lmao :)))
ejvlols 0
I'm pretty sure there were a very similar FML already on the site
SwitchCell 0
Waiter probably beat the shit outta you.
youre_gayyy 0
If she has a CC, have her pay and pay her back. Even better, pay her back more than it cost. Ex. $70, give her a hundred.
kellster 2
Did you mean that to sound like "blow him"? Because if I were that waiter, I'd totally have expected that. I think anyone would, honestly. If you're dating a girl, what are you doing propositioning waiters just to make your date go more smoothly?! Sounds like you should maybe stick with the waiter next time and spare the girl her future grief, lol. Also: always take your wallet when you leave the house. That's a good one to remember. :P