Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML
Brain freeze
Today, after I spent 3 days preparing for a presentation and practiced it at home. It was my turn in class, but my laptop wouldn’t connect to the projector. The teacher said, “Just explain without slides,” which erased my entire brain. I stared at my classmates in silence before blurting out, “The slides explain it better than I can.” FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Performance anxiety
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
My finest hour
Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML
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BeastyMcbeast 19
I would imagine that college students would have the maturity level to act like adults for a small portion of their life. But i guess some people can't. Sorry to hear Op. Some people still act like 7th graders even when they're adults and its a tad stupid to put it frankly
BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9
Bob saget?
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usernameforron 8
For those of you who don't get it, Tourette's Guy on YouTube is one who says those cuss words in a comedic video.
minagiv 11
What a bunch of scumbags. :-(
just1n12 18
Tourette's guy is famous for saying those things in YouTube videos, I guess they have watched it a lot?
rinnybell210 16
I'm fairly confident that you can report that. It's harassment, and your teacher is supposed to prevent that kind of crap.
orangeink25 3
BAAAAAAGGS
greencurtains74 11
oh geeze...report that teacher to his department.
Octosauce 8
That is terrible. The people who were yelling that stuff should be kicked out of the class.
KenB99 15
Ive had to do this several times throughout school. I was born with tourettes (its good to hear that others know about it too). fyi everyone, most of the time its not screaming profanity. its motor tics, impulsive actions.
skittlezmb 14
That is so ridiculous. College students are adults, but act like children. That professor should be in big trouble.
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
let me tell you about a porcupine's balls... they're small... AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!! but for real tho.. sorry your classmates are immature and insensitive!!!