Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was turned down for a promotion because of complaints on my file. I’d never heard of them, so I demanded to see them. Every complaint was filed in the last six months and signed by either him or the other manager who doesn’t like me. Guess who got promoted instead? His “secret” side chick. FML
Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
Today, my boss made up a rumor that I was quitting my job so I wouldn't get the promotion that was coming up. There goes that raise I've been wanting for six months. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I had an hour-long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
ilovefall10 21
I don't say this often, but... bitches be crazy.
Lizza330 28
Well someone needs some marriage counsiling.
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Comments (77)
sensoon15 7
I wonder what her reaction would be if she ever picked up the phone and you were calling your boss to ask him a question.
qwerty554 4
Hahahahahaha that would be funny.
ohSNAPyall 27
"You'll get your new inventory when you get it! DON'T EVER CALL HERE AGAIN!"
Mekeritrig 15
Talk about whipped.
zandalee 20
You need to ring this woman and tell her to stop being ridiculous! This woman's insecurities are holding up your career. Explain that you have no intention of ever having any kind of relationship with her man and tell her to move on. He has obviously had an affair in the past, or why would she be so paranoid...
Tamz13 2
Sometimes you just can't fix crazy. And confronting them makes it WAY worse. My best friend is a dude, he often introduces me as his sister, & his ex wife was convinced he was cheating on her with me. Even though we only hung out together with her, and I was only ever alone at their house to babysit their kids so they could have alone time. But the psycho chick could not be persuaded nothing was going on (btw friends with him for 20 yrs, we do act just like brother & sister)
Archay 13
Maybe she has trust issues
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
hmmm... it seems his wife is alittle too involved in his work life. Either way, theres nothing you can really do. Talking to her certainly won't help.. theres no reassuring paranoid people like that (which brings me to wonder if he has cheated on her with an employee in the past. However, none of your concern). FYL. :(
SmittyJA24 26
No, the DM talks shop to his wife too much. He needs to leave work issues at work; & not discuss his employees with family members.
BoratSagdiyev 2
Clearly there's only one thing to do here. Have an affair with your boss.
JessieLoren 5
sad sad SAD women... that really sucks!
ramseyrutherford 2
Make her think your a lesbian, then there couldn't be an affair with her husband. Then you can get promoted.
Tamz13 2
Easy to do too. Just get a really close friend to play stand in, & have the boss man invite both over for a "business dinner" sounds like boss is basically a pretty decent dude since he's being honest n not making up bs excuses. She gets promotion & poor boss gets less grief
HeartOfLead 24
Oh oh, I know, she could have an affair with his wife. That outta do the trick.
carminecris89 13
This is terrible. You should report this to someone over your district managers head. There also might be some type of open door policy or someone who mediates these types of things at your job.
jwbfml 11
Get a lawyer involved.
KM96 24
Time to change jobs?