Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
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TherealMort 0
That sucks. Give your mom away as a gift.
checkersonsocks 0
Won't your cousin notice that she's wearing your clothes? Or at least that they're used?
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Comments (152)
THE_A_TEEN 28
WTF? Why would your own mom give your favorite clothes away to your own cousin?
marinus_fml 20
Was if necessary to say "own mum, and own cousin" if it's your mum it's your own mum, and your cousin is also your own cousin. So no need to specify so much. I feel like being a dick today.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well we all have to let our inner dick out.
Sammeh_Higgins 0
Op's mom could have thought the clothes were inappropriate for her own daughter. Or she is just cheap.
marinus_fml 20
Sammeh- I see what you did there. And I don't like it.
every1luvsboners 11
Marinus, why do you use random pics of guys working out as your profile pics? You could possibly share your profile with 3 or 4 other douches, I have no clue. Maybe if all of you collectively threw in a couple dollars y'all could afford a shirt. Hell, talk to the OP's mom and see if she'll give y'all one to share.
marinus_fml 20
Boners, I thought you would know better by now. They are all 100% legit me. And as for the shirt, why would you wear a shirt while working out? Hell, I don't wanna rip all my shirts. That shit gets expensive :) Although I must admit I had a pic of sonny bill Williams up for a little bit. But that wasn't of him working out. Thanks Island. Even tough I my be a douche, at least you're not trying to e in denial about my pics (y)
every1luvsboners 11
If that's a pic of him he's had quite a bit plastic surgery considering I've been here for a long time and seen quite a few different pics of guys. I'm not hating, just hoping he'll find a better one online of a guy with a shirt on, pls.
SwaggerHaver 3
Lol kinda creepy you guys noticed
marinus_fml 20
marinus_fml 20
Boners look at the new pic and remember the face, then I'll repost some of my old pics.
every1luvsboners 11
Okay that might be you. I'm guess I noticed your last pic; the guy you said wasn't you. My apologies, madam. It really doesn't matter, just put a damn shirt on.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I just sensed another creepy moment from our resident boners.
vhivfe 3
Get some of ur moms favorite outfits and give them to ur aunt
DoctorWhooves13 5
Yes!
darien987 1
Wrap her favorite outfits up & give them to good will....
saIty 17
From this point on time to write, Property of the amazing OP, on all of your clothes.
chili_is_good 0
14 Your pic is the best I've seen in a while
sheethapins 13
Guess what she can buy you for Christmas this year? A brand new wardrobe.
xxtb0 0
priceless! (:
CoolGuyJones 4
I guess your clothes are THAT awesome. Or your mom is THAT not awesome.
cream_bunny 0
Slap a bitch.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I mean seriously? Why would any parent consider going behind their kids back (as the fml implies), and gives their clothes to their relative as a gift, without any consideration for their own ******* child? No wonder some kids feel unloved by their parents. Some people have no consideration for their own kids...
Deadzombie 2
Unless the kid bought all the clothes them self, the parent can do whatever they want with the clothes.... It's their money. And their the parent.
Ergayles 9
^Need I remind you that clothes are a need not a want. Just because the parent bought the clothes with their money doesn't mean that they should take them away and give them to a family member, this is not ok for a parent to do. Parents that use "I'm the parent, you're the child." as an excuse to **** over their children should not have reproduced at all. Just my opinion.
bossroyd 4
Be a rebel and light her clothes on fire. Anarchy