branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
TatooFAIL
United States
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
aridaley
United States
Great idea
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
bananamuffin
United States
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
PeeLeg
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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okenter 0
I did the same thing with my first girlfriend. I tattooed her name (ANN) above the word LOVE, on a flaming heart background. When we broke up, I was stuck with it on my forearm. After a few weeks, I decided to get a new tattoo that incorporated the old one; now, people think I'm the world's biggest Danny Glover fan....
jesslackszazz 0
A tattoo based on someone in a relationship is a death sentence.
milady666 2
That's a matter of opinion. There is no "curse". People could choose to do that as a symbol of that chapter in their life. No biggie.
olivia_330 0
What the hell is wrong with you people? How come more people said YDI? This is actually really sad and no one deserves this kinda thing.
Yorih 19
I was thinking that, like what now? It's not his fault, it'd be a YDI if it was like 1 month relationship, but marriage, he don't deserve that. FYL op :/
I2OI3 0
Ya you should incorporate the tat into a new tattoo related to your next husband - like 12 says
the_boss_fml 0
what 13 said, you should almost never get a tattoo symbolizing a relationship because you never know if it could go wrong
Rawrrr14 0
I also agree with #4. So many people have made that mistake, join the club. But seriously.... number 4 has a decent idea there, or there's always laser removal if you want it gone that badly.
zee209 0
That's why you don't get a tattoo that represents someone you love....or their name...that's the worst thing to ever get... YDI
blarrrr 0
13 is right. The tattoo cursed it. I bet if you didn't get the tattoo the marriage would have lasted Hahahahahahaha 12 that's amazing
vag_fml 0
DUH
paks7 0
dumbass everybody knows you don't get anyones name tattooed unless they're your immediate family you never know what could happen...well except now you do