Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML
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Top comments
iwadasn 33
Wasn't there an FML about a dead mouse in a dishwasher not too long ago? How do people not notice these things?
24788 7
Why do you keep dead rats in your dryer? It's not a good place to keep them. I prefer the fridge so they stay fresh.
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Comments (51)
ilovelucy92 0
ughhhhh that happened to me too.. only it was a series of dead birds who kept on builiding nests. O.o
1R1X0X0 10
Zombie birds?? Oo
laxx10 0
I had a similar thing happen to me. Two rabbits were in the pipes in my dryer which was why my clothes were smelling when I sweat.
peepingthesmurf 0
Oh yeah, because all dead birds like to do is ******* make nests.
beethoven_fml 0
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ithedarkone 0
Nasty ass YDI how the heck you smell something funky and do not check what it is. You must smell like ass for just thinking oh that's just my regular body Odor. If it was me i would of sniffed until i figured out where the hell is that smell coming from. You also might want to call a exterminator i mean you dont want a rat in your bed chewing off your penis when you sleeping. I heard about that on the news. Now thats some nasty messed up shit.
allseeingeye 0
Yeah, that'll do it. But hey this is good news, kinda, now you won't smell as bad.
FmyF_inglife 0
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jxmxxuptown 0
wtffffff...Dhats Disgustinq
junkboy 4
YDI for being an idiot and not noticing it...
plas7icman 0
is your dryer that deep? seems you should have insta-noticed there was a rat in there. prognosis: you deserve it
ElectricGhost_fml 5
hahahaha number 8 haha