Username
United States
Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ooops
Canada
Baked
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Deep cleanse
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
Nature is healing
Today, I’m proud and happy for having used my bike instead of my car for almost two months. Well, I was. Until I discovered that my car, though clean, dry and with a moisture absorber inside, has started to grow mold. Everywhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Roadkill
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
chi_chia
United States
Triple A
Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
Carrie
Neat freak
Today, I cleaned my car for the first time in ages and proudly showed my friend how spotless it was. Right then, a gust of wind blew a huge mess of shit straight inside as I opened the door. She said, “Nature disagrees.” Shards of leaves and other bits of crap were everywhere. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML
Anonymous
Janesville, United States
No soup for you
Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML
minette08
United States
Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML
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jf7609 0
yeah, might want to clean it a LITTLE more often...
BlueTwist89 0
Wow....some nice stereotyping we got here. NOT all Americans are slobs.
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Comments (68)
saltypirate 0
SPELLING... This person knows none.
DGHero 0
that poor burrito!
ciararocks1000 0
This isn't an FML.
mimerino 9
MoUUldy!!
zfchatroulette 24
I don't have a car, and even if I did, I would NEVER leave burritos under the seats. Why do you say YOU should clean YOUR car more often, I mean, who are you even talking to? Was that supposed to be a message to your wife or something?
queeennnale 18
That's really unsanitary tbh
Loveya14 5
...
danny_c_21 11
You also need a dictionary to learn to spell *mold
rocker_chick23 27
Mould is the way it's spelled in other countries. Instead of being a little pissant and insulting the OP, I suggest you educate yourself.
cleopatra66 14
I cleaned my sisters car. I have never seen so many moldy French fries or Starbucks coffee cups with rotted bottoms in my life.