Username
United States
Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ooops
Canada
Baked
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Deep cleanse
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
Nature is healing
Today, I’m proud and happy for having used my bike instead of my car for almost two months. Well, I was. Until I discovered that my car, though clean, dry and with a moisture absorber inside, has started to grow mold. Everywhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Roadkill
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
chi_chia
United States
Triple A
Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
Carrie
Neat freak
Today, I cleaned my car for the first time in ages and proudly showed my friend how spotless it was. Right then, a gust of wind blew a huge mess of shit straight inside as I opened the door. She said, “Nature disagrees.” Shards of leaves and other bits of crap were everywhere. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML
Anonymous
Janesville, United States
No soup for you
Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML
minette08
United States
Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML
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jf7609 0
yeah, might want to clean it a LITTLE more often...
BlueTwist89 0
Wow....some nice stereotyping we got here. NOT all Americans are slobs.
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davidhasmorefun 0
today. I realized I'm not just fat. but I am a slob as well. fml
BrownSugar_fml 5
so not an fml
pariah13 0
I helped my friend clean his car out, and believe me it was disgusting. we found a dead snake in his trunk under all his junk he had in there. how it got there, he didn't know. then we came across some black liquid which was not oil. moldy food under the backseat. some more dead things like bugs. I threw up twice and told him he could clean the rest by himself.
wh4t3v3R 0
^^ This is an FML!
blazingman311 1
An American, finding a missing burrito... bet you he ate it
retrojesus 0
did you still eat it?
spoo 24
Or just print off waivers that people have to sign before getting into your car :)
missey_jey 0
fyl for complaing through someone else's fml
nesha25 8
YDI for being dirty
omgmorganomg 0
ew
jonny2x4 0
How dare you lose a burrito on your car. Don't you know burritos are a gift from God? Shame on you!!!