Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
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Irishwarriorking 0
That really sucks, but you really should of put your name on it to prevent that kind of mix-up.
pelica 0
he took credit for it?
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Comments (235)
Fahad_fml 0
dude listen to # 11. Do exactly what they said and you'll have the girl.
DarrianButtface 0
Damn. That sucks, but why the hell wouldn't you havesigned it or put your name somewhere!?!?! Dummy. Kick his ass and tell her you wrote it! Fight for your woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO. ...I'm bored. :)
blapimp182 0
Why didn't you sign it...?
woopwoopwombat 0
dude, just say that stuff, screw notes in lockers. do that cute sh*t after she's yours. they like it better then anyway
TheZephyrSon 3
Listen to #11, seriously. Just go to her and recite it.
Callyn 47
YDI for not doing it in person. Leaving a note is cowardly, not cute.
Fahad_fml 0
# 103 its not that easy doing it in person
LaTuaCantante 0
awwwwwwwwww.thats so sad! you should have signed your name though...=
brialeree 0
awwwwwwwwwww ohemgee. i'll go out with you ;]
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Maybe you should have signed.