Today I found out that paying $40 for next-day shipping doesn't ensure that you'll receive the item the next day or even the next week. I assumed it was my fault for ordering too late into the holiday season. Turns out they never shipped it. When I finally received it 10 days late, it was the wrong item. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Don't call me Karen
Today, I was so tired that I thought the item I'd ordered a few months ago had been delivered then stolen, so I emailed the company about it. When I checked back on the website, I realized it hadn't actually been delivered yet and I read the invoice wrong. FML
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Scammed
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Today, I've been waiting nearly three days for my Amazon delivery order. I knew that Christmas orders were going to swamp Amazon, so I bought two gift cards and a CD that my mom specifically wanted ahead of time. I purchased them on the 4th to be safe. It's now the 10th, I've been charged, but no sign of my order. FML
AMAZON!
Today, I went to the pickup location where the email from Amazon said my package was, but they didn't have it. Through order tracking, I then found out that it has been delivered to the wrong location, on the other side of town. This has happened twice in a row now. FML
Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML
Today, I learned after weeks of waiting that my order of vinyl siding had been shipped to a contractor in another state, who installed it without realizing it was the wrong style and color. I would have to wait weeks for a new shipment, except the manufacturer has discontinued it. FML
What is this?
Today, I paid extra for priority shipping because I desperately needed my package before the weekend. It arrived on time. It was the wrong package. I'm now the proud owner of a dog raincoat. As in a raincoat for dogs. I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Where's my shit?
Today, a package has been sitting at the post office for two weeks, with a status update of "Arriving Late." I've finally been told the package is most likely lost in a sorting bin, and won't arrive before Christmas. It was a custom-made, commissioned Christmas gift, that took two months to even complete, and can't be replaced. FML
Top comments
quicksandy 11
Ask for a complete refund of your shipping and compensation for waiting after ordering for next day.
imahobbitlol 24
You should've contacted them the next day, not wait a week and a half later
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (22)
BeautyQueenEtna 0
Did they at least refund you?
quicksandy 11
Ask for a complete refund of your shipping and compensation for waiting after ordering for next day.
imahobbitlol 24
You should've contacted them the next day, not wait a week and a half later
zeffra13 31
Customer service doesn't always respond regularly, especially during the holidays. Lots of places will take days or weeks to respond.
fmyinternet 13
Man the worst "ship" happens to the best people
lexiieeex3 32
No.
Lalala579121 28
Then the people on the Titanic must have all been fabulous. I can't think of a worse ship than that.
RichardPencil 32
You should write a strongly-worded review on their website. That'll teach them!
zombiekitten87 12
You have to be careful, for some companies "next day shipping" means the next day after they get around to processing it, which could be several days.
s0m3guy2010 21
I think the real question is if this FML is the reason why you are shirtless. I think this brings a whole new definition to no shirt, no shoes, no service.
Lalala579121 28
I'd ship it.
emijax 13
I work for a call center and my job sucks right now. A lot of items have processing times and a lot of people don't see them so they get upset when it's not there on time.. be nice to help support our jobs blow..
ALonelyStranger 12
Explain your situation and ask for a refund. They accepted mine and usually won't deny it as long as you have proof of purchase