Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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lady_gagas_ho 0
That's...wow. I have no words for this one.
Luckster 0
Number one said it best...this one leaves me speechless.
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Comments (165)
GoldenAndy 0
Holy shit thats sad im sorry
orileyfg 0
Wow what a tool you should not let him off easily
writergirl23 19
Get him done for polygamy. Then we'll see who's laughing.
kelseymill124 0
That's awful! Dirty nasty cheating men.
how_to_implode 17
I just thought I'd add some more sympathy here. It baffles me how some people can be so damn slimy. I feel like it ought to go against your human instincts or something and make you feel like slime.
doggiewoggie 13
Just remember, if you are going to slash his tires, slash all four. Otherwise the insurance will cover it.
ilanie04 16
I didn't mean to press I deserved it button And I'm sorry
Starburrito 13
I feel so bad I accidentally hit YDI, but that really sucks
withered 30
Hope you divorced him and that he didn't get a penny of your hard earned money.