Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Crimes against Pizza
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
Don't mess with pizza
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
What just happened?
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
Response times
Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Supreme Betrayal
Today, I discovered that my family routinely waits until after my bedtime to order a pepperoni pizza, my favorite food. If that wasn't bad enough, I'm 17 and still have a strictly enforced bedtime. FML
OK, well, goodbye
Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML
Support local businesses
Today, I found out that my favorite coffee place, which I’ve been meaning to go back to for months, completely shut down. It was one of the only good things about my city. FML
Top comments
MetalxSoldier 26
Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.
Tripartita 45
I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.
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Comments (34)
Nicole_S_ 13
its a viable reason
mandylove101 3
stop ******* whinning. employee safety comes before your laziness
usmcinfantry0311 8
Thats why I carry a Glock 19. That and all the bs going on down here in Louisiana
Maxion_fml 2
I'm sorry that happened but it is a real concern. I work for a delivery service and we have places like that on our map as well
zainman13 26
Holy Moly! I fell off my chair while at work .Pizza guys getting robbed!? What is the world coming to?!