Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyright issues. I have this logo tattooed on my body. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I sent a final logo to a client after weeks of revisions. They loved it and immediately posted it on their website. An hour later I realized I'd left a placeholder font in one section that replaced a key letter with a random symbol. Their brand name now included what looked like a tiny alien face. It stayed live for six hours. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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chocolatefrog28 29
But now you have a permanent part of their history, and it doesn't decrease your appreciation for the band. It's not that bad.
dachayke 16
26, at least you tried.
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Comments (191)
weveallbeenthere 30
well that was stupid. YDI.
_kyleG_ 34
You can say that you're their most dedicated fan... Or there's laser removal.
evildemonchild 18
Look at the bright side, you got part of history of your favorite band :D
CurlyQute 17
That is exactly why you don't get logo tattoos
coktailbunny487 10
Just get it covered up with something that means a little more.
akballerchicity 11
Don't get tats like that
cryssycakesx3 23
it grabs my goat when people call them tats...
CaptainSmith28 19
It grinds my gears when people say something grabs their goats.
glabberfasted 16
People calling them "tats" is right up there with people who call cigarettes "cigs." Ugh.
OhWhoCares 42
Why do people do these kinds of things... OP, tattoos are PERMANENT. That means they NEVER come off. Did you think about maybe 10 years down the line, when you might not even like their music anymore? I understand being a fan of bands and musicians and all, but that's just too far. Don't follow tattoo fads and put random shit onto your body. A year from now, chances are you'll hate it and it won't "be in style" anymore. Same for things you think you like at the moment. Thank god I didn't tattoo myself with bands I used to like; but my music taste changes a lot. Hopefully you have the money for removal, OP. (Or if not, you at least like the original logo.)
cryssycakesx3 23
as I said before. it's a reminder of a period of her life. even if her tastes change, it was something that was obviously important enough to her for a tattoo. you don't get rid of vacation pictures because you're not there anymore, do you?
glabberfasted 16
They're not so permanent now that they can REMOVE them. They've even got a new type of laser that removes 60% of the ink in the first treatment.
mikbrooke 25
im a bit amused because you felt the need to point out they are PERMANENT and NEVER come off, but follow up with i hope you have the money for removal. bit of a contradiction, dont you think?
nolifeatall 6
I'm laughing. everyone thinks it's an April fools how that they'll announce on the first. honestly even if it is true I'm getting their logo tattooed on me. That's what they've had for over ten years. thinking your life sucks for this, come on.
howdoilogin 9
You got a tattoo? YDI.
rocker_chick105 31
Yes OP, you deserve it. How dare you not live by the ways that howdoilogin has set for us? Surely with a name so brilliant, his ways must be ingenious.
FrankHotpants 31
This is the Bayside logo, as a big fan myself I've read the article they've posted but after some investigating I still say it's an April fools joke.
Bloobloke 12
it seems like a joke to me as well. however, if it isn't, OP, it's such a vague image and people who aren't a fan of the music will just think it's some random bird. it's not that bad.
Anxena 4
I think it is too
FrankHotpants 31
Just as I suspected, simply a joke. This FML is no longer relevant.