coolcocoxxx
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
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heytrollhey 12
The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.
racerapj 10
Better get started on those cookies ^_^
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Enslaved 38
Did you also promise the FML team freshly baked cookies for posting your FML? I'm just trying to figure out the formula. (:
coolcocoxxx 12
Next time FML team, promise! :)
amberlindsayy 0
He's probably lying
_wraith 15
Don't put too much faith into drunken words, OP. Bake the cookies for yourself!
asamir 11
The shortest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
captainburke 5
No need to account for anything that was said while under the influence... Except the cookies of course...
Marrach 7
Get back in 'da kitchen. But really, FYL. Chances are he's not the good kind.
medichick 5
Yeah he's probably lying. I'm sure he remembers everything he said, he just wants the cookies. I wouldn't make them til you found out how he really felt about you.
Forest_Berry95 6
Don't bake him anything, you all of sudden have selective memory too. Bake some for yourself. Next time he ask, say "what cookies"?
Metallica36176 16
He didn't remember, my ass.
jellyD 1
Then you would be able to say 'uhhhh no!'