coolcocoxxx
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
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heytrollhey 12
The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.
racerapj 10
Better get started on those cookies ^_^
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dayday04 0
A drunken mind speaks a sober heart! Always :)
gilliaga73 18
I totally agree, but if he's not willing to "remember" when sober or afraid of commitment, he's just a waste of time. I know from personal experience! Move on, OP!
benmec 18
Well baby, first of all....how good was the d!ck? ;)
mrboomstik 3
Better be getting on those cookies... And a sandwich OP. and if he remembers the cookies, he likely remembers the other stuff too.
umadbro1227 0
They always say "a way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
coolcocoxxx 12
I submitted this same thing a month or so ago but I don't think it got published... Anyways OP (unless you're me) I can relate. It's awful!
coolcocoxxx 12
Actually, this must be mine... It would be a pretty big coincidence for someone else to post the same thing lol
A_Hernandez90 2
stop being so pessimistic... he is at least gonna bake u cookies...
kimg0885 23
No she has to bake Him cookies.
kimg0885 23
Make him "special cookies" * wink wink*
dmac843 2
"Cookies, what cookies? I don't remember saying I'd bake you cookies. If you were so drunk as to forget what you told me, must've been drunk enough to hear stuff I didn't say."
lovelyleah 10
Selective memory.
frokeyman92 9
Maybe he was just really wanted some cookies? 0_o