Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sneakin' around
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Loyalty
Today, I discovered my cat prefers my neighbour. I know this because she posted pictures of him on Instagram, captioned "My new baby." FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Spay and neuter, people!
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Sophie's choice
Today, I adopted a stray cat that kept showing up at my door. Turns out, it belongs to my neighbours. It wasn’t lost; it just doesn’t like living with them. Now, they want it back. FML
Cat Burglar!
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
I bet you're wondering how I ended up here
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Top comments
kelsorg 21
that's an awkward conversation. at least the kitty was in safe hands and very close.
sexyboi1985 27
And ur neighbor never found out ?
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Comments (180)
kitsy 14
Honestly they could be lying, so don't just hand your kitty over. Get some form of proof first.
Brandi_Faith 34
Such a good point!
Corvo_Attano_4 12
The perfect crime
Luluthus 41
Nah. If it were the purrfect crime, he wouldn't have gotten caught at all
Garrett2818 21
Reward money?
miliaras93 17
Guess it liked you better :P
aruam365 24
The thing about locking a cat inside a house is that they can't get out, even if they want to. I'm guessing this is what happened here or its owner would have seen it out around the neighborhood many times before this, so I don't think the cat picked OP over its owner, it had no choice.
Crofty92 17
Maybe you could have custody of the cat on the weekends.
Animekid126 13
Too late to give it back now!
SailorBen 6
I don't suppose that when your neighbors spoke with you the cat caught your tongue.
Enslaved 38
I can easily see this happening. The cat in my picture was missing for 5 months. Out of nowhere, he returned. Only explanation was that one of my neighbours had him indoors for that long and he was able to finally escape and come home.
FanofGames 9
if you named that cat "Boston," that probably means you're talking about my cat. 0_0 p.s. found out my neighbors thought my cat was theirs for years.
Algorithm 24
I hope somebody did this with the puppy my girlfriend used to have. If I were your neighbors, I'd still be sad, but I'd be saying thank you so much for keeping him safe for those years. There's so many worse places he could've ended up.