Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sneakin' around
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Loyalty
Today, I discovered my cat prefers my neighbour. I know this because she posted pictures of him on Instagram, captioned "My new baby." FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Spay and neuter, people!
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Sophie's choice
Today, I adopted a stray cat that kept showing up at my door. Turns out, it belongs to my neighbours. It wasn’t lost; it just doesn’t like living with them. Now, they want it back. FML
Cat Burglar!
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
I bet you're wondering how I ended up here
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Top comments
kelsorg 21
that's an awkward conversation. at least the kitty was in safe hands and very close.
sexyboi1985 27
And ur neighbor never found out ?
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Comments (180)
dsw144 18
something like that actually happened to me once. only we put up signs up but got no answer :( at least you will probably still see the cat!
abc_1_2_3 12
I'm curious as to how you discovered this XD
worldclassrager 41
Did you pick it up from the pound or was it at your doorstep? Follow up I would like to know
slutfactory 17
I can't decide whether YDI or FYL, OP. On one hand, you should have asked around if the cat belonged to anyone. On the other, I'm happy you were willing to take in what you thought was a stray and give it a home. I recently found out that the kitten I had when I was 10 that went missing has been across the street this whole time.
lebronisfaggot 1
******
Wump 14
What a CATastrophe
schadenfreud 6
your comment is terrible and you should be feline terrible
mkcherry 14
I hate cat owners who let their animals out on other peoples property. I choose not to have pets because I don't want their shit and piss in my garden where I grow food and let my kids Play. Most of all I don't want your cat stuck under the roof of my car or crushed under my tires.
Sakaea 22
At least kitty was safe, and you'll hopefully still see her.
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Lmao, don't feel bad. I stole my cat from my ex-gfs house.
siamPho 1
your neighbor is an idiot for not knowing for three years, they don't deserve to own it.