Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sneakin' around
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Loyalty
Today, I discovered my cat prefers my neighbour. I know this because she posted pictures of him on Instagram, captioned "My new baby." FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Spay and neuter, people!
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Sophie's choice
Today, I adopted a stray cat that kept showing up at my door. Turns out, it belongs to my neighbours. It wasn’t lost; it just doesn’t like living with them. Now, they want it back. FML
Cat Burglar!
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
I bet you're wondering how I ended up here
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Top comments
kelsorg 21
that's an awkward conversation. at least the kitty was in safe hands and very close.
sexyboi1985 27
And ur neighbor never found out ?
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Comments (180)
Sweet_Visions 13
Talk about a plot twist.. OO
kj981300 3
if you live in north alabama then your my neighbor FML
ryry117 7
After three years I'd say depending on how he got the cat it should be yours. If its legally his unfortunately you have to give it back though not sure he deserves a cat that was his and living right next to him but didnt notice for three years, however if he just randomly picked it up stray and doesn't legally own it keep it.
carzaki27 12
At least the cat was in safe hands.
howtobestupid 16
Why did this take 3 years to discover
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Y'all picking on the neighbor is kinda asinine. Maybe the neighbor actually went looking for the cat when it went missing and/or maybe the "kittynapper didn't bother to ask around when she found the cat..
ohSNAPyall 27
This has happened to me too, but I only had the neighbor's cat for a few days. I asked other neighbors (they thought he was a stray) and put an ad on Craigslist. The owner said that the cat had been gone two weeks, and he was starting to get concerned because of the nearby highway. Still, he had not made any posters or talked to the neighbors. Assholes.
Kawaii_Destiny4 2
Well I'm sorry to hear that you might have to give your cat up.
XPENGUINWAFFLEX 3
Too bad. You want it back? You can pay for the years of food and grooming for the cat!
Saicere 15
Voted YDI by mistake (yay misclicks), but tbh knowing who's at fault here is a tricky one. Did you just "adopt" the cat because it came round for food? I mean that's a shitty thing to do if the cat seems healthy and cared for. On the other hand, though, were they just letting it wander about randomly? Then they're dumbasses and I'm glad the cat ended up with you rather than under a ******* car wheel. Begs the question, though, how did they not notice for -three years- that their missing pet was right next door? Doesn't sound like they cared too much to start with, tbh.