Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unprofessional
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
How bizarre…
Today, my boyfriend, best friend, and another friend went out in my boyfriend’s new car. I was connecting my phone to his Bluetooth so we could play music. I saw my best friend’s phone in the list. He bought the car two days ago. Their avoidant reactions and my boyfriend trying to change the subject said it all. FML
Side piece
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 4 years thinks my chemotherapy sessions are the perfect opportunity to sleep with other girls. FML
Top comments
ArielTheMermaid 17
You need a new friend. And boyfriend. Sorry op.
omfg_creepers 8
Dig your keys into the side if his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
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Comments (172)
cathylee22 4
So how is your relationship so far, are the therapy sessions working?
kimono_fml 17
how sad that you can never truly know people. your "best friend" needs a good punch in the face
toricakes 7
Omg I'm so sorry! Looks like u can go slash someones tires(:
reesey0809 0
That ain't ur best friend
omfg_creepers 8
Haha that's just went well
barrowkite 4
Wow the recession really is taking its toll
Tmoney20 3
Hope it was at least a comfortable crew cab, cause if not Shes a ***** with very low standards... Lol... Sorry either way.. Dump the dick!
LiuKang92 1
Once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater
shelbyhamilton 0
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it my van every Sunday...
squirrels_curls 0
stupid bitch, beat her ass