Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Judge Judy much?
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Skidmarks
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Top comments
holynemesis1208 3
he probably gets more **** too.
reren 0
Wow, isn't it great to have an understanding, loving girlfriend rather than a close minded little bitch who has to go to the internet to drag on her boyfriend behind his back. I'm just about the straightest guy you will ever meet, this is what has been told to me by other people, but I don't cast judgement on people doing something that makes them feel good. Are you so scared that you have to stick people into these little pre-constructed gender boxes? Are you sick and weird if you wear a guys boxers while you sleep or if you don't wear makeup? God forbid you have short hair or want to work outside of a kitchen. Why is it you people seem to think that a man is only a man if he takes his dick and sticks it in a ******. No wonder so many men have ****** up images of sex and pleasure. I don't know your boyfriend but I hope he dumps you.
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Comments (60)
blacklagoon_fml 0
Haha, um, interesting.
Betty7 0
Don't believe it. ...
MCart_fml 0
Agree with #30. If he's good for you and you can get over what he wears, why are you complaining? If he's attentive to you, good in bed, doesn't steal your underwear and isn't cheating on you then he's a straight transvestite. What's the problem?
coloredwax 0
Shallow much?
TheOrpheus 0
Thong or banana hammock? Thong- What a loser. Banana hammock- what a beast!!!
fatblackman 0
Come on really, it's not bad at all. Just because HE wears thongs, YOUR life is messed? At least it's not a strap-on liking guy. And it definitely does not mean your gay, what if he just likes the feeling of pants on his asscheeks? And if a guy wears thongs how is he automatically awkward? Come on now, if you really don't like it and you really want out, have some fun, embarrass him, sissy him or something haha.
d00d_c0m3_0n 0
Sounds hot to me, as long as he's got a nice body.
BJacobs 0
allegedly they are very comfortable. I don't wear them because i'm too skinny and they wouldn't look good on me, but i know lots of guys that wear thongs. 37 - its the same thing, both just variations on the bikini :) know thy underwear!
reren 0
Wow, isn't it great to have an understanding, loving girlfriend rather than a close minded little bitch who has to go to the internet to drag on her boyfriend behind his back. I'm just about the straightest guy you will ever meet, this is what has been told to me by other people, but I don't cast judgement on people doing something that makes them feel good. Are you so scared that you have to stick people into these little pre-constructed gender boxes? Are you sick and weird if you wear a guys boxers while you sleep or if you don't wear makeup? God forbid you have short hair or want to work outside of a kitchen. Why is it you people seem to think that a man is only a man if he takes his dick and sticks it in a ******. No wonder so many men have ****** up images of sex and pleasure. I don't know your boyfriend but I hope he dumps you.
ace666 8
well said *gives a standing ovation*
Xaviera_X 0
I agree with reren. Why the hell shouldn't a guy wear thongs?