Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
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Quasar55_fml 18
There is no way you didn't deserve it.
braunwynn 5
You're in a place of work, not the local bar it is ALWAYS inappropriate to comment on anything even the slightest bit personal. you totally deserved it for not knowing how to behave at a job.
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Comments (124)
you_and_me_fml 8
hahaa you deserved that one.. the key is to keep your mouth shut in times like those
johobus28 26
Either that or just say "so who's this in this picture?" That way this exact situation doesn't happen
paigeykkins 0
you're totally in that!
fthku 13
Yes, because even if it was his wife it's good to say whatever it is you said. YDI.
stevenmx86 8
Well a little logic would have brought you to that conclusion before you were embarrassed.. Ydi
fluorescentadole_fml 8
it's a joke you dumbass. Obviously she doesn't actually think that.
bswole 1
maybe if you play ya cards right youll get to meet the big boobed daughter
Rebi3144 8
Dude is it just me, or is your picture fail Photoshop? I know one arm is flexing, but the other one is skinny as hell.
dirtyblond 4
maybe only works out one arm?o___O
marinus_fml 20
42, I doubt it lol.
blkandredenvy 0
maybe it's his masturbating arm. lol
titenite88 0
Yeah. I believe that was implied.
ulicksam 0
Of course it's his daughter. That should be the first thing that comes to mind. No matter who it is, only a complete dumb ass would comment on people in his personal pictures.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Even if it wasn't his daughter, it was obviously someone he cared enough about to display a picture. You're at work; show a little tact. YDI
Alleged_Cranium 7
Is her name Chesty La Rue?
DocBastard 40
OP: Holy shit! Who's the hot bimbo? Is she a prostit... Boss: That's my daughter. OP: ...she looks like a very nice girl. And very smart. And I, uh, like her ****. Shit, I mean shoes! Boss: You're fired.
Rashadd 6
lol..greatness Doc
iluvmemicookies 0
lol doc is hilarious.
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
what did you say?? If you said she's beautiful there s no problem
Doortje 30
He probably said something like "Wow, hot chick! Did you bang her?".
kingtz 6
That's what I would have said. Why are all the girls here acting so shocked? It's just normal guy talk...
paprikacha 9
I'd doubt the boss would get angry over 'She's beautiful'; anyone would take that as a compliment. The way the OP keeps mentioning the daughter's chest size leads me to believe that his comment was far more crass than simply 'She's beautiful'.
janise 2
@ kingtz: Women make dirty comments just like men. However, most of us ( both men and women) are professional enough not to do it in the workplace.