Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
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Quasar55_fml 18
There is no way you didn't deserve it.
braunwynn 5
You're in a place of work, not the local bar it is ALWAYS inappropriate to comment on anything even the slightest bit personal. you totally deserved it for not knowing how to behave at a job.
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Comments (124)
Abomb91 0
Generally this is where common sense kicks in. numb-nuts.
sappy0 5
To #53.. It's perfectly fine to comment on pictures in a boss' office. Just make sure you do it in good taste. A casual & respectable 'that's a lovely young lady, is she your wife?' would give the boss a sense of pride & a sense of appreciation toward you for the compliment & the 'wife' statement. That would be a win win situation!... especially if you say nothing more & keep your brand new fantasies to yourself! ;)
blahblahblah5_x 13
Ahahahaa, you dyke.
CaptLegendary 0
you are correct sir
sk8erd 15
I'm guessing he gave ya the "death" look when you spoke and Extremely inappropriate comment towards the picture of him and his Daughter? correct me if I'm wrong please
Kylias 6
Just say, "Wow, she's beautiful," to test the waters.
dansco 25
As long as you just say that she's beautiful, you will be fine. However saying what big **** she has or something silly like that will get you in trouble...
Picking_Kuppies 0
It's not "BOSS'S". That would make it: "BOSSESES". It's Boss'.
SassiestLemon 2
No it's boss's. Boss' would be PLURAL possesive.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
OP: Damn!!! If that was your wife I'd **** her real good.. Look at the size of those boobs! Boss: That's my daughter...
EnterNameHere001 5
you deserve it for spelling stupid with 00 instead of a u.