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FMyLife
Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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CharmeKetsueki 16

There's a girl at my school named tequila

jet223 20

Dick Cummings?

Firegirl741 29

Jack Daniels

Awesomeironman2 15

Hi Hawaiian Punch.

LyricaSilvan 30

Mimosa? Shirley Temple? Champagne, maybe?

arun_678 10

Pussy juice?

cjl922 17

Sorry, Mr. Dew

rivimatt 20

Shut up, Vodka