Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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f_alltheirlives 3
Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...
Expertfail 0
Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.
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patrickalamo 48
WoW! that is a hard licker...
skellie10 4
No word of a lie, my first name is Jack and my middle is Daniel. My parents did this completely on purpose. They were going to name my brother Samuel Adam, but my mom's best friend named her son Sam first, so they abandoned the theme.
Pup1spup 6
Twins Jack and Brandy.
osem598 8
OK bud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pun pun pun
babygurl69xox 11
*Favorite
SuperVertigo 13
According to the illustration its dick cummings
ScoobyDude 19
Let me guess your name is..... Bud?(Budlight)
DaEpicTaco 13
Dick cummings
TayTay909 12
I'm named after a soap opera character my mum liked, he's a guy and I'm a girl. She thought he was sexy...thanks mum?
wassup388 25
It said his name was dick Cummings