jobless
Groton, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
rrr
Canada
Bee plot
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Itchy
Today, I found out I'm allergic to soil, pollen, dust, mold, the colors green, yellow, orange, black and grey, most metals, wood, carpet, drywall, most hygiene and beauty products, and plastic. Basically, I was told to avoid the entire planet and everything man-made. FML
ava_henryy
Moses Lake, United States
Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML
Husband to be....maybe
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
yupimher
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
leaftheerickson
Bohemia, United States
Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML
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loserboii 11
How did you not find this out earlier?
loserman67 36
Nose mask, protective eyewear and lots of Zertec or Clariton for you my friend. The other choice is to learn the following phrase: "Would you like fries with that?" Good luck
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freakguy455 0
Man up and deal with it, I did. It's the only way you'll build up a tolerance.
assil_fml 2
I wish I was allergic to grass!! I now as a job too! You should be glad your allergic! Lol
GaleHawthorne 0
Did you know that the smell of cut grass is the grass's way of screaming? Plants send out a chemical to warn other animals it is being attacked. Remember this next time you mow the lawn. >XD
franwins0827 7
Guess that's not your job anymore. :-P
Ninjasaurus18 9
Lol
Ninjasaurus18 9
That's a horrible job!!! Last time I babysat, the kids told me we were going to play cowboys and cows. I was the cow. Then after they lassoed me, I tried to get out. They came in with more ropes and a gag, tying me up and duct taped my hands together. Then they dragged me to the stairs and pushed me down, stole my iPod and phone out of my bag and spent the rest of the time going through my messages and deleting my songs.
Arch27 27
From one seasonal allergy sufferer to another - Get a respirator.
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
*Insert racist joke here*
phoebeyc 0
lol
tksbb156 1
I am allergic to cut grass and my parents still make me mow the lawn.