Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Today, in a misguided attempt to earn my asshole dad's approval I went to university to get my business degree and took over the family restaurant. Now I have all the stress of managing the restaurant, he has retired and is moving abroad. Oh, and he still isn’t proud of me. FML
Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with five other women. FML
Today, my parents cut ties with me because I refused to drop out of college and move five states away with them for a "fresh start" after the deaths of my siblings. I basically lost my whole family in the span of just two months. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my father told me that it wasn't that I was written out of his will, it's that he never thought to include me in the first place. FML
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Top comments
unfortunate_13 5
I can't believe how selfish some parents are. FYL.
qetzacoatl122112 0
That's effed up... That is one morbid job FYL
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Comments (125)
lendmeyourteeth 0
how'd you find out that out? quit asap
lol123mely 0
wow FYL thats horrible :/
Subjectzero 0
i would take your dad to civil court over that. not sure what you'd be able to claim but any other idea I have would make him your next customer as it were.
Glam_fml 0
I would have probably killed him if it were me. Definitely FYL.
bbgl89 0
yeah. reminds me of six feet under....coincidentally im watching it right now. but really... that sucks.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
make your dad your next customer if you know what i mean
RLJJ 0
Don't forget this : YOU will be the one who will choose his retirement home... Never thought ot selling the ******* business ?
egaonogenki 0
Well! Good thing nobody can do THAT anymore because we'll ALSO get a copy by EMAIL!!!! Besides, you can go to college at any age, just so long as you met your high school prerequisites. Go to college now.
Nonamerequired 0
Combine #22 and #23 and you get a perfect plan! Sell the business and you got some money to go to college with.
Nightfallz 0
this has been done several times recently
BikerMike 0
your dad is a peckerhead