Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML
Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML
Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to fly. Again. Yesterday my flight was overbooked. Today I didn't have the yellow fever vaccine. Not once was this requirement mentioned. Nobody would believe me. Luckily, it turned out that this requirement did not apply to me. They realised this after the plane left. FML
Today, I'm halfway through of packing my stuff as we are moving to another flat. I discovered that I got chickenpox, which means that I should do no hard physical work. I've got a fever and a headache. It started raining in the morning, so loading stuff to truck is going to be so much fun. FML
Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML
Today, I was denied entry into Hong Kong after flying here from Canada and paying thousands of uncancellable dollars for quarantine hotel and other plans, because the immigration company fucked up. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chickenpox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML
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Blind_Ninja 0
I've never had chicken pox and I'm 23. I'm afraid one day I'm going to have a kid, he's going to get it, and he's going to live the rest of his life knowing it was his fault he killed me.
Zic_fml 7
Vaccine?
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Comments (93)
ummfresh 0
HAHAHA I love little loop holes like that. Im sorry amigo. Enjoy hong kong.
Bloodycrustheart 0
what the hell did you do in a past life? those bastards
Tarenex 0
man talk about getting low balled huh? well happy confinement!!
babyyx5oul 0
r u in HKIS?
kylek61294 1
*Are you in HKIS?
Skooper_34 0
WOOHOO I LIVE IN HK TOO :D
LiFeWiLlGoOn 0
i am 99.9999999% sure that you can sue them for discrimination.
drtimblin 0
Negative. It's a health concern, not discrimination.
tincan 0
lol, this doesn't make you more healthy than those of us who had chicken pox before =P
neverzzz 0
You aren't healthy because if your immune system had been exposed to the germs, it would now know how to fight them off the next time so you couldn't get it again.
3daysgrace 0
wth thats COMPLETELY random
trpster 0
I've never had Chix Pox. I'm 40 something. All but one of my kids had it. My brother never got it, he was over 60. When I was a kid my mom would send me to play with kids that had it so that I could "get it over with". Some people are just naturally immune. I don't know if there is a blood test to tell. ITBOMK Chix Pox is related to the herpes virus. Yes, shingles are a variety. I don't have these either, thank God. Bummer. Better be safe than sorry??