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TheAbsentOne 0
Idiot. FYL.
zarahboo 0
am i the only one who noticed that the person is actually a woman but illustrated as a man? (look at the original story)
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Comments (144)
Coccinelle_fml 15
FYL. the same thing happened to my cousin and me a few years ago, my sympathies
kikiface 1
ydi for being thirteen. listen to your parents next time
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
you totally deserve it. i mean...if you're gunna sneak out, atleast sneak out well.
sammysweetheart 0
should of took a keyy
cutey101 0
idot much?! do u check be4?
Zills 0
idiot* Think before you call someone something, you fail at spelling.
mn_mpls 0
indiana dept of transportation? fail!
jessxoxo28 5
lmao. agreed
fournineteen 0
Come on OP. golden rule, make sure you have a back up plan to get back in.
stewpididiot 11
kinda like being born, eh?????
perdix 31
You have your house confused with the Hotel California, . . . or a Roach Motel.
donaldbaze 0
idiot