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Anonymous United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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zarahboo 0

am i the only one who noticed that the person is actually a woman but illustrated as a man? (look at the original story)

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yeahreally 6

next time realize you have to sneak back in.

lmaoooo ; made me laugh so hard .

dudes op prolly snuck out te window dumbasses

First of all, I pity you for being an alcoholic before even moving out of your parents house. (Why'd you sneak out otherwise?) And also, I pity you for dying. (Or breaking your leg, whatever.)

You dont have to be an ancoholic to sneak out of your house. The person who drew the fml is different than the person who wrote it, they could have left thier house to go see their significant other, go to a concert etc.

FAIL.

Ah yes. I did that once just to see if I could. I ended up trying to get back in after what felt like hours so that if anyone in my house came to check on me in the morning they wouldn't be frightened. Turns out, it had only been 15 minutes. Note to self: Next time I try to do that, bring a watch.

haha wow been there, that shot sucks

Haha Funny Illustration.! Yuhr A Dummie Tho haha.!

ydi for not leaving a door or window unlocked. lol nice work.