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Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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zarahboo 0

am i the only one who noticed that the person is actually a woman but illustrated as a man? (look at the original story)

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He absolutely deserves it seeing how, first, he has to sneak out to do whatever it could have been.. Meaning it's most likely something his parents/gaurdians forbid him to do (Or he could have just not asked, in which case OP, YDI even more). That's just idiotic. Think before you do something.

Totally second that ^^^

always do your research.

YDI who sneaks out anymore

I agree. This isn't the 80's people! ...Right?

Yes, right, but it's always safe to check. I hate it when I forget what decade it is too.....

who goes out anymore

Shockskilletz 0

dude everyone does. no lifer

YDI for not sneaking cocaine in.

What does this have to do with anything. Lol. Oh well, gave me a good chuckle.

I snuck cocaine in! want sum?

facingforeverr 0

your not supposed to sneak cocaine in...yur supposed to buy sum, get ******, then sell off tha other half. use half the profits to buy urself sumrhin nice. use the other half to buy sum more cokee. then repeat. it really is common sense

Ajnelson 0

It gave u a good chuckle? FTW?

did you have a good time? if you did then who the **** cares, sleep in the front yard and say your room was too hot.

classic excuse .....and I totally agree if it was worth it than who gives a rats ass....

YDI for sucking at sneaking in and out of places

leave your window open next time. ydi.

ha your a tool