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Anonymous United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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zarahboo 0

am i the only one who noticed that the person is actually a woman but illustrated as a man? (look at the original story)

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I like the way your parents think. (snicker)

richard_head 0

been there done that

oh that sucks, however you can't get a lock pick on a link from catmandoo. com. I'm not sure if that's the sight but it's a link from a slingshot with a lazer site.

your a dumb ass

Modern houses are designed to prevent dumbasses from entering them.

Hahahahah! Sucks to your asmar!

Wtf I just finished reading that book today...

I did the same thing!!! lucky for me my sister was awake and opened the door for me. we both fail

KyleSays1 0

whats ydi?

you deserve it

what's so wrong about sneaking out? jeez people need to chill. it's not like she said she was off doing drugs...people are such goody two shoes here. still ydi for being a retard about it tho