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TheAbsentOne 0
Idiot. FYL.
zarahboo 0
am i the only one who noticed that the person is actually a woman but illustrated as a man? (look at the original story)
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Comments (144)
shaqstein 0
ha you da man!
iamtheplatypus 0
where'd u go?
cmillss 0
been there done that lol
No_Intentions 0
An expert would say get back in by removing tiles from the roof... unless you have colorbond then you're ******.
42billybob 5
parents sleep really lightly, i'd be inclined to think you were caught the moment you left.
adri94_fml 0
THAT BLOWS BADLY
tothetest300 0
wow... YDI
88sforlife 0
Well Atleast U Kno U Can Run Away Anytime Now!!
shaBAMalex 0
Haha, funny illustration :)
iheart 0
love the pic