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TheAbsentOne 0
Idiot. FYL.
zarahboo 0
am i the only one who noticed that the person is actually a woman but illustrated as a man? (look at the original story)
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franceypants 0
that's why you double check the day before sneaking out dummy
ROBfmlROB 0
This is a copy of that commericial. Fail. Be more original.
anongrl5846 19
Me 2
StormFML 7
Maybe next time you should being keys or go in through the back smart one. YDI
Circles 18
"You know what's a good idea, posting about this while I wait for my parents to realise I'm out here and give me a beating" -OP