Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML
Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
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lucasg63 2
An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?
Nightwing98 22
What a ****-banger.
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Comments (214)
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Perhaps you should use his cut off '****-banger' to point to the dotted line on the divorce papers, yeah?
chaoticcupcake 10
If he's still attracted to a ****** that popped out five kids already, then maybe it's you that's doing something wrong. >.> Just some food for thought...
charlieohcharlie 12
104 - That's a really harsh thing to say. No one deserves to be cheated on, bad sex life or not.
skyeyez9 25
My friend has 4 kids (two identical twin boys 8yrs old), a 10 yr old and a 4yr old. She is skinny, wears a size 4 jean, exercises and eats healthy. I am sure her husband doesn't mind "she popped out for of his children) . Not everybody is as vain as you. If you have kids one day you will realize your body changes against your will. Boobs arent as perky, some get stretch marks, your hips widen, even your ribcage may widen slightly.
silent_bride 5
104, you are disgusting.
actingchick9870 8
Electronic Diaries. No one's guessing my password anytime soon.
JayJay925 6
Who keeps a journal anymore?
Brattyninja 7
OP's husband. Did you not read the FML?
fail_gurl21 7
ohhh damn! srry u had to find out like that OP! FYL
Fmlsea 28
if he was writing stuff like that in a journal , you would think it wouldn't be that easy to find unless he wanted you to find it . I just hope you divorce his ass ,he was cheating before you got married can't imagine what he's doing now .
bspiper87 7
Im going to apologize now. Im sorry but that last part made me laugh hard. i wad just about to get a shower and read this right before. My wife and kids are probably wondering what was so funny at 6am to be laughing like that
bstudds 1
I know! I feel bad that she got cheated on but I can't help but laugh at the wording. I keep trying to visualize what this guy looks like because really who talks like that?!
lpncubby 1
He keeps a journal?!?!? That's shady in itself.... Just sayin...
scottsteiner 1
bachelor's night went a little late to the day didn't it?
erinchick1 7
I'd be pissed! I would not only use the journal as evidence and grounds for a divorce but also I would track down the other woman and let her see what he wrote about her and let her get her revenge too!