Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
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Top comments
siomha 4
Women (we) get crabby and sometimes irrational. But this thing about lashing out so awfully...you don't deserve that. If she is that angry, there is more than PMS going on.
TacoApple99 26
Tourettes Syndrome is usually diagnosed at a very young age and accompanied by motor and verbal tics. Swearing tics are extremely rare, yet the most stereotyped. -Diagnosed at age 5
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Isa_fml 20
Either she needs to see a doctor, or she's just an asshole. That's a little more extreme than normal, I think.
FrostedCactus 5
Being on your period is not a free pass to act like a total ****. I bet she doesn't act like that at work, or to her parents. Talk to her and explain that you will NOT be spoken to like that or she will find herself single
emeraldarcher74 30
Period or pregnant?
GamerMom392 19
Man, I didn't even act like that when I was pregnant. That's neither; just someone using her period as an excuse to be a psycho.
AshBash2211 14
That is so far beyond ok... I hate it when women use their period as an excuse to be total bitches. Hormones can be brutal but that does NOT give you the right to verbally abuse people. When I'm on my period the only thing that tips off my husband is the fact that I'm overly tired.
IcyDarcy 10
Chicks like that are the reason men assume we're on our period when we're mad. I had really painful periods when I was younger, to the point I wished to die 'cause the pain was too much to handle and the only little relief I could get was from making myself puke. But I don't recall ever insulting people or going mad at them for no reason.
Neko26_fml 4
I don't know why I keep hearing stuff like this. Those girls are just being asswipes. I've never once acted like that on my period. I just stay quiet, curl into a ball, wait for the Tylenol to kick in, and go on with my day.
jordaandanielle 17
sounds like a psycho. I'm sorry, only thing I've ever done on my period was get cramps and a crazy craving for skittles. can't stand girls that use their period as a way to be a jerk to people.
GamerMom392 19
I hate girls like that. It's not a real period-related response, that's just an asshole using her period as a free ticket to be an asshole. God, I didn't even act like that when I was pregnant!
Rabite 28
There are really too many women here who think because they don't do this while on their period or pregnant, everybody else has to have the same experience as they have and has to deal with it the same way they do.
notinAZ 4
Look's like someone's on her period...