Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML
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vbecka 17
Hi! OP here! :) first off all: wow! I never expected this to make it to the FMLpage! Don't worry, people. I posted this because it was funny. I was very, very embarrassed when I walked out to the living room and saw everybody and realized that I hadn't been alone after all(my parents came home from their trip to our cabin with their friends a day earlier than they had planned.) But I laughed at it after I realized how funny it was. And it's extra funny that you guys automatically assumed that I'm a guy! I'm actually a girl. haha! Which is why I felt so embarrassed, since I've never met those particularly friends of my parents. Great first impression, don't you think? lol. but they smiled and joked around, trying to make me feel less embarrassed, so it's all good!
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badminton 14
I like you OP, you can take a joke with a good sense of humor.
DerrickJames 33
Those tears weren't from the laughter.
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Comments (100)
Jjimen1654 9
Its your bathroom and youll fart if you want too!
BexBaby86 21
Could have pulled an ace Ventura... "Whew! Do not go in there!" And, walk casually by like a boss! Lol When you got to go, you got to go!
_tequierodianna 14
You're in the bathroom, what do they expect...?
lizmurray 11
wonder how long they will make jokes about that.
worldclassrager 41
Good name... I figured you would have heard a smirk or something between the spaces...
XTheDesertSongX 17
Heard a smirk? A smirk is a facial expression. Good job.
brittyboo123 35
I'd laugh too! But it's normal. Everyone does it.
Shepardspie71 8
Ahhhh it's fine. You were on the crapper. It's not like u did it in thier face
homiwan 13
come on! farting in the toilet is fair game!
EmsyyyRose13 24
Well at least you were in the bathroom when you farted.
vbecka 17
Hi! OP here! :) first off all: wow! I never expected this to make it to the FMLpage! Don't worry, people. I posted this because it was funny. I was very, very embarrassed when I walked out to the living room and saw everybody and realized that I hadn't been alone after all(my parents came home from their trip to our cabin with their friends a day earlier than they had planned.) But I laughed at it after I realized how funny it was. And it's extra funny that you guys automatically assumed that I'm a guy! I'm actually a girl. haha! Which is why I felt so embarrassed, since I've never met those particularly friends of my parents. Great first impression, don't you think? lol. but they smiled and joked around, trying to make me feel less embarrassed, so it's all good!
badminton 14
I like you OP, you can take a joke with a good sense of humor.
eyepuppy 31
Agreed. Good to see you can laugh at yourself.
Eorlas 31
It's awesome that you can be so humble about the humor, OP. Sucks that it happened to you, but that is a going to be a good story to chuckle about down the line.
MattTheSlovenian 10
Well be happy u havent fapped by thinking noone wwas alone lol
pinguino3669_fml 23
When you take situations like these with a light heart, as you did, they tend to be less severe and humiliating. Good job OP and laugh it up! :)
NeatNit 33
I did not read the comments earlier but I somehow assumed you were a girl :). but I still say YDI, for even CARING! yes it was a bit awkward but you shouldn't let things like this bother you, people know that sometimes everyone has to fart. besides did you even check WHAT they were laughing at before you got all embarrassed?
blackgirllb 12
wow
makitokito 14
@96 *facepalm* Obviously you didn't read OPs response either.