Miscellaneous: Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and...

vbecka 26 June 2013, 17:08 Oslo, Norway

Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML

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vbecka 17

27 June 2013, 16:52

Hi! OP here! :) first off all: wow! I never expected this to make it to the FMLpage! Don't worry, people. I posted this because it was funny. I was very, very embarrassed when I walked out to the living room and saw everybody and realized that I hadn't been alone after all(my parents came home from their trip to our cabin with their friends a day earlier than they had planned.) But I laughed at it after I realized how funny it was. And it's extra funny that you guys automatically assumed that I'm a guy! I'm actually a girl. haha! Which is why I felt so embarrassed, since I've never met those particularly friends of my parents. Great first impression, don't you think? lol. but they smiled and joked around, trying to make me feel less embarrassed, so it's all good!

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badminton 14

27 June 2013, 17:12

I like you OP, you can take a joke with a good sense of humor.

DerrickJames 33

27 June 2013, 00:09

Those tears weren't from the laughter.

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Kc1001 14

27 June 2013, 01:31

Dude. you were on the throne. you can rip ass all you want.

timss4 19

27 June 2013, 01:41

You did what you had to in the bathroom... I dont get what's so bad about it lol

Krispies_fml 17

27 June 2013, 01:47

That's actually funny. Yoy should just laugh at it yourself ;-) This is not a fml OP!

ilesuk 11

27 June 2013, 01:49

At least they laughed!

jw90 18

27 June 2013, 01:51

Well at least that got humor out of it instead of badgering you on how gross that is.

The_Piquerist 7

27 June 2013, 02:00

Upset stomach or not, who cares? You were on the toilet in your house. You aren't the only one on this planet who farts. I'm pretty sure a couple other people do it to. You shouldn't be embarrassed in the least.