Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML
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vbecka 17
Hi! OP here! :) first off all: wow! I never expected this to make it to the FMLpage! Don't worry, people. I posted this because it was funny. I was very, very embarrassed when I walked out to the living room and saw everybody and realized that I hadn't been alone after all(my parents came home from their trip to our cabin with their friends a day earlier than they had planned.) But I laughed at it after I realized how funny it was. And it's extra funny that you guys automatically assumed that I'm a guy! I'm actually a girl. haha! Which is why I felt so embarrassed, since I've never met those particularly friends of my parents. Great first impression, don't you think? lol. but they smiled and joked around, trying to make me feel less embarrassed, so it's all good!
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Top comments
badminton 14
I like you OP, you can take a joke with a good sense of humor.
DerrickJames 33
Those tears weren't from the laughter.
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Comments (100)
hawright 13
It's always better to burp it and taste it than fart it and waste it.
cuppycakeslove 20
That's gross
ash82 2
If they can hear you fart, then you can here a group of people laughing. Confused.
ash82 2
Hear*
B1ackthesun 31
Oh get off your high horse 20. They got it right the first time, and who really cares? People make mistakes.
B1ackthesun 31
LMAO! Just noticed you were correcting yourself. Sorry, I just get sick of people getting really anal and correcting others all the time on the net so I tried to defend you... FAIL!
WICKEDxANGEL 13
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh XD
Futacy 30
And now, you've posted it on the World Wide Web so that hundreds of thousands of people can get teary-eyed laughing at it in their living rooms.
BrandiLush 31
Living rooms? You mean toilets?
WonkeyDonkey 10
Yeah but they're anonymous on here. Its a little different to having your parents and their friends sitting listening to your 200 piece orchestra (butt cheeks) blaring away and then having to go out and greet them and see them for the rest of your life ;) LOL
AngrySailor 17
At least you weren't moaning and letting out some primal grunts too. O.o
ShyAnn29 15
Honestly, I don't get why people get embarrassed by farting, it's a normal thing that everyone does!
buckdharma 38
Tell them you were seatboxing.
cottoncandymango 17
Should've just used the restroom!
Kauphy 12
Where do you think OP was?
usernameunkn0wn 18
You should just use your common sense...
Socks91 16
Common sense is apparently not that common.
Futacy 30
Go home cottoncandymango, you're drunk!
LyraAlluse 25
Don't feel bad OP. We've all been there. Some of us might even do it for the laughs. The random bystanders will forget all of this in time.
sirspankalot 11
You sure those are tears of laughter and not from your tear gas?