Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Top comments
Randomguy16 0
That's not necessarily a bad thing
Glam_fml 0
Well now she knows that YOU actually like her. What is the point of writing a love letter if the person will never know who it is from? It seems stupid to me.
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Comments (129)
newmanlyman3 8
suck it up loser
foreveryoung19 0
Honestly, most girls would prefer if you stop pussyfooting around with the secret admirer stuff and put your name so its ok! and like # 113 said a secret admirer is just a stalker with stationary. So grow some balls and tell her flat out!!!
foreveryoung19 0
ohhh and another point I have to make is next time you do one of these you might want to leave the part where you were in summer school in fear that you are going to look like more of a dumb ass than originally thought.
dantem8 0
Clearly, This is a good, not a bad thing. Now she will know its you n fall in love with you.. That is, if it was as perfect as you say..
dantem8 0
Clearly, This is a good, not a bad thing. Now she will know its you n fall in love with you.. That is, if it was as perfect as you say..
Noboomer88 0
your life sucks....
SatanicPredator 0
did you get her?
ZoZo17_fml 0
nice
ZachLevi10 0
Who, being young enough for it to be excusable to actually write this letter, would be able to use this grammar? Not you, buddy. Nice try, liar pants.
FaduFai 22
Not-so-secret, but still cute!
swampbaby985 30
Are you 12? Grow a pair and tell her how you feel in person. Sheesh.