Today, I finished up a week of this new "Liquid Foods" diet I learned about from a friend. After a week of denying myself of my favorite foods and eating only non-fat yoghurt and smoothies, I have not only gained 2 pounds, but have diarrhea. Just in time for my anniversary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been trying to make the most out of my short vacation by dieting, by eating a big pot of yogurt with lots of fresh fruit every day. Turns out what I thought was yogurt is actually heavy cream. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence I've been suffering from is normal with my new diet. FML
Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
Today, after a five day bout of severe chronic constipation, I decided to get some orange juice and increase my water intake. The good news is that I'm no longer constipated. The bad news is that I've got diarrhea now. FML
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Top comments
Impromptu_fml 0
You should know better than to try fad diets. Most liquid foods are high fat anyway, so it's no wonder you gained weight. As for your diarrhea, what did you expect from not eating any solids?
null_fml 11
Did you even bother researching it first? I mean I'm not a health nut, but all yoghurt and smoothies just sounds like a bad idea to begin with.
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sublime1326 0
first and foremost, never ever follow a 'fad diet' they don't work.. ever! second, that does suck lol and 3rd; protein shakes, and smoothies are used to replace A meal.. not to live on.. yes i am a personal trainer and it sounds like u could use some educated advice.
dochoc_fml 0
why didn't you just try exercise?
pikapolonica 4
non-fat yoghurts are full of aspartame- it makes you more hungry.
ishallbefree 0
I came up with an inequality that is guaranteed to give you results: Calories taken in < Calories burned. If you can't handle that than stop your ******* bitching.
bds_fml 0
Shoulda looked it up.
BBKat 0
Ugh, YDI for actually thinking that these "fad diets" as they're called, actually work. The only real way to lose weight is exercise and proper eating, which doesn't mean cutting out all of one thing, or eating only one thing.
Jaygirl 0
ever heard of diet and exercise? its amazing how people still don't know that it is the best way to loose weight...
onceuponapenis 0
you deserve this just for spelling yogurt wrong lol
Kirth_fml 0
FYI; it's spelled "yoghurt". Coming from the Turkish 'yoğurt' ("ğ" => "gh"). You sir, are a moron.
Kirth_fml 0
You don't lose weight though a diet, you lose weight through sports.
PregnantTeen16 0
so, is that a step up? =) (lol, jk)