Today, I finished up a week of this new "Liquid Foods" diet I learned about from a friend. After a week of denying myself of my favorite foods and eating only non-fat yoghurt and smoothies, I have not only gained 2 pounds, but have diarrhea. Just in time for my anniversary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been trying to make the most out of my short vacation by dieting, by eating a big pot of yogurt with lots of fresh fruit every day. Turns out what I thought was yogurt is actually heavy cream. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence I've been suffering from is normal with my new diet. FML
Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
Today, after a five day bout of severe chronic constipation, I decided to get some orange juice and increase my water intake. The good news is that I'm no longer constipated. The bad news is that I've got diarrhea now. FML
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Top comments
Impromptu_fml 0
You should know better than to try fad diets. Most liquid foods are high fat anyway, so it's no wonder you gained weight. As for your diarrhea, what did you expect from not eating any solids?
null_fml 11
Did you even bother researching it first? I mean I'm not a health nut, but all yoghurt and smoothies just sounds like a bad idea to begin with.
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midgetme234 0
most diets dont work. your stupid for not researching it. the only reason to go on a diet is if you and morbitly obese!! were you
Twinklestar 0
"your stupid" "morbitly obese" And there's plenty of reasons to diet besides being morbidly obese.
uallsuckatlife16 0
Its called exercise you lazy choad
Cantarella_fml 0
OP is ridiculously, unbelievably dumb. Dumb^infinity. What on earth would make you think that the consistency of your food has anything to do with how many calories you are ingesting? Plus, the best diet in the world won't make up for you sitting on your ass watching TV all day. And of course you have diarrhea, unless those smoothies are at least 50% real fruit you have no fiber in your diet at all (ps: fruit flavored yogut=/=fruit. Fruit flavored yogurt = sugar = bad). Common sense. YDI.
myk_fml 0
of course you'll gain weights if you eat them too much. forgot what yogurt is made from?
rinnychan 2
Aside from that, non-fat foods that are supposed to have fat are BAD FOR YOU. Yogurt and smoothies don't have much fat anyway. But when fat is removed they're replaced with shit like high fructose corn syrup. Go eat a damn salad.
dzerzhinsky 0
who the **** cares? ytdi
yomothabrotha 0
this made me laugh so much! oh well i guess you've learned a very valuable lesson :)
Coloradoparty 0
learn to spell
blastvortex 4
That's because depriving your body constantly of your regular consumption starts slowing your metabolism after only a couple days or so. That's not to mention that low-fat and non-fat foods that would normally have higher levels of fat just usually replace it with crap that is much worse anyway. YDI for not thinking your eating habits through and not checking the ingredients.
Matt90o 0
OP is an attention *****.